I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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