thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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