i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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