i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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