don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
How's work?
Spinning.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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