KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Also, beer. Big fan.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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