So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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