ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's Friday. Sex?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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