So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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