doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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