yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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