You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just found puke in my bra..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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