after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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