i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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