It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
ttyl tear gas
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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