You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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