so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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