Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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