Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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