Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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