i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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