Porn is love you can see.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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