And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself