I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
