Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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