therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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