she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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