scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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