I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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