I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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