David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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