dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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