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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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