i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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