D3 body, D1 cock
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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