That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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