butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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