i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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