You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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