Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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