he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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