belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
