Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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