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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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