hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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