He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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