i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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