Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Girls should come with a carfax report
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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