We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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