in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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