Will you blow on my dice?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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