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If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?

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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.

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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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anal.

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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts

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(530): View more from California

regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle

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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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(585): View more from New York

Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?

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