your thong is hanging out like whoa
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We have started to decorate penises.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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