lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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