life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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